...'cause in addition to no shoes as usual, I'm now semi-toothless. A rare flossing expedition at the start of the big Labor Day weekend left me searching my bathroom floor for a tooth-colored filling that had flown out of my mouth.
[Note to self - Clean bathroom floor; take better care of teeth]
I've got a hole where part of my tooth should be. I've got some woods behind my apartment. Now all I need to achieve white trash nirvana (see subject line) is a gun-totin', mustache-wearin', sperm-carryin', Nattie Lite- drinkin', & cheatin' skinny white dude from West Virginia. I like 'em tall.
Any takers?
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